As I type this I am sitting in front of a sunny Dunkirk beach in France, looking out over the ocean in the direction of England (wank wank Kylie, you’re not writing poetry, get on with it!). We didn’t want to cut ourselves fine given there’s bound to be a bit of traffic with the end of the Easter weekend, so we’ve got here more than a little early, which is fine as it gives us time to write to you fine folk!
We left Innsbruck yesterday morning with a big hearty Austrian breakfast in our stomachs, heading north to Neuschwanstein – Germany’s most famous castle and one that used to cover a huge wall in the painting in Nanny’s kitchen Mum, Michelle and Gary, in case you remember. The inspiration behind the Disney castle, I’ve wanted to go to Neuschwanstein since I was a little girl and saw a picture of it in a calendar, as well as its prolific presence above Nanny’s dining room table. Last Tuesday, the day we first set off, it was only when I was printing out hotel details that I realised how close Innbsruck was to it and that we were practically passing through – stoked! It’s situated in a little forest town called Füssen and as you drive up to the town it all of a sudden appears on the cliff face up ahead – crazy pretty! Surprisingly the town was absolutely packed with tourists, more than we’d encountered on our whole trip put together, and the line for tickets was at least 100m long! We decided to not bother going inside, saving ourselves money and a precious few hours in waiting time alone, and set off on the hike up the mountainside to get some first class external pics. I was wearing my nice dress jeans and jandles and was subject to more than a few stares as I hiked my way up. Just as I was starting to think that I either had something on my face, or was looking bloody good, I realised that the flick of my jandles on the mud had flipped up two perfect dirt splash lines right up to my behind. Seems I didn’t look that flash after all. It was only afterwards that I realised this too, so I looked like a tool for a good hour and a half first! While all the lazy tourists got the bus or horse and cart, up we hiked stopping only to stuff our faces with these delicious things which translate as ‘Sweet Bavarian Balls’ – no joke. They were delicious and even Brad who doesn’t normally opt for sweet found himself declaring them as ‘my kind of dessert!’
Neuschwanstein was beyond stunning and even more cool is the fact that it wasn’t created that long ago – it’s roughly 150 years old and was built by some crazy guy who was madly in love (madly being the key word here) with some German lass. It was such a bonus to get to see it as it really is in the middle of nowhere – thank god for our Audi Augustus!
Yesterday’s drive also saw us heading on to the autobahn for the first time, where we found ourselves being absolutely overtaken by every car on the road – even when we were going WELL above the speed limit in NZ. Don’t worry, we didn’t go over 110 (miles that is)!
After stopping for a sly schnitzel, we found ourselves in Frankfurt before we knew it. We weren’t originally expecting much as most of the city was decimated in WWII and other than the fact it is Europe’s financial centre, behind London, Frankfurt didn’t really seem to have a claim to fame. We were presently surprised to learn we were very wrong – it’s GREAT! Such a cool, vibrant city and very pretty! We sat down in the old town square, had a beer and some local food (frankfurters of course – when in Rome) and just chatted as the sun went down. We then strolled along the river front checking out the rest of the sights. It was way cooler than we thought – with, strangely enough, a lot of transsexuals. Perhaps they get tired of the 9 to 5 financial game and let loose with a pair of heels and red lipstick on the weekend? Who knows, all we know for sure is that it is a definite must see.
This morning we hit the road early as we wanted to sneak in a visit to Cologne on the way home. Like Frankfurt, Cologne was another nice surprise – it seems Germany is full of them. We just can’t get enough of this country as it always exceeds expectation. We headed straight for the town square which houses what is referred to as the ‘most beautiful church in Germany’, but what we feel could easily be the most beautiful church in Europe. It is HUGE and is gothic in style, which huge twin towers and blackened with age. The Germans are quite proud of it too as it appears on almost every souvenir in Cologne, including... wait for it... mini bottles of cologne – how wonderfully original! We went into the church to take a look and they were holding an Easter service, which was a really nice bonus. Even though we couldn’t quite understand the German hymns, the music was beautiful all the same.
Afterwards we were left with no choice but to head to a local bakery to make the most of the last German food we will have for a while – cheesy bread with bacon, Berliners (kind of like sugar, jam donuts) and my favourite yet, vanilla strudel, which is basically this huge biscuit bread with a creamy vanilla ice-cream, complete with a ton of sugar and jam. I literally couldn’t stop myself stuffing it into my mouth as fast as possible and it was only when I realised an Asian family were staring at me that I could bring myself to slow down. Man, SO good. We love Germany! We also got a few extra buns so we could use the rest of the ‘poultry spread’ we got in Austria. We suspect it is a budget version of pate, but as it doesn’t have to be refrigerated god only knows what’s in it, and to be honest we’d rather remain clueless!
So here we are, six days later and far more experienced at the ways of the European roads. We stopped for a bite to eat just before and I ordered my food using a mixture of three different languages! Ridiculous – I even thanked Brad in German accidentally!
Three days of hideously stressful work, so much to do that I feel sick thinking about it, then another four days of freedom as England has another long weekend courtesy of Kate and Wills tying the knot – joy! Poland here we come – Krakow and Warsaw, with a day trip to Auschwitz – sad but necessary.
Love to all and blog again sooner than soon!
xxx