Where on earth is Luxembourg you might ask and up until recently, we'd be right up there asking with you; however after this week's visit it's difficult to see why it's not bombarded with tourists. Put simply, it is AMAZING and has nestled its way into our hearts and into my top three and Brad's top five.
What a place - it's easy to see why people say it's the place where fairy tales are made. The whole wee country is magical! Despite being Europe's third smallest country (56km wide and 87km long to be precise) the country has a lot to offer!
Before I get pulled into further Luxembourg Tourist Brochure speak, I'll start off with Friday evening when we left London. Despite us leaving work a little early we only just made our ferry, with Brad contributing very little to the conversation during the two hour journey to Dover. Only once we were through customs did he breathe a sigh of relief!
Once again we'd packed a wee picnic and we stuffed our faces, whilst drawing curious stares from everyone as we snorted away with laughter - most of which occured after I leaned over to sniff some moisturiser and Brad smashed my hand into my face causing invigorating body lotion to go right up my nasal passages! You can take the boy out of Morrinsville...
By now Brad's a pro and he navigated his away across France, Belgium and into Luxembourg with the aid of a five disc Pop CDN containing hits from the 90s. Absolutely hilarious and singing at the top of our lungs also had the added benefit of keeping us all awake, as with St Patrick's Day celebrations taking place the night before, none of us were exactly feeling fresh. Not to worry as by 2.30am we were safe and sound at our cosy wee hotel/ hostel right in the heart of L-bourg!
Our rooms were lovely, but better yet breakfast was included (and what a breakfast!) so after an absolute feast of fresh bread, cheeses and cold meats, we rolled our way outside for a look around. We crossed over one of Luxembourg's most famous sites, a huge old bridge, frolicked amongst daffodils in the valley, and even had a few poo stick races!
We then stumbled across a gem of an old market selling antiques, including war medals and even a Nazi brooch! This was closely followed by a food market, in which he decided to have a sit down and stuff our face with beautiful European cakes – each one looked like a work of art. After we’d recouped our energy levels we hit the cobbled streets once again, eager to soak up the sites.
Luxembourg City is listed as a Unesco World Heritage site and we spent hours exploring its beautiful valleys, old buildings and fortresses hidden in the rocks – it defies belief and is beyond breathtaking. We really got so some amazing things and words just simply can’t do it justice – you could wander aimlessly for weeks and still be overwhelmed. We also saw a cute wee beaver swimming down the river – not quite world heritage, but it drew a few squeals of delight all the same.
Naturally after our big hike we were in need of some sustenance and after stumbling across a wee Irish bar on a canal, we couldn’t help but go on inside for a cheeky cider and a few too many bowls of fries, before hitting the road again in exploration.
We got back to our hotel around 7ish after stopping to stock up on wine for the year. Luxembourg and France is very good for wine, not to mention beyond cheap, so every time we do a road trip we always come back with more than a few bottles.
After a few minutes rest, we hit the road again, this time in search of a delicious restaurant to provide us with food to satisfy all – no mean feat when you consider we were all craving something different. After an hour’s stroll in the cold spring air, we stumbled across a gem, only to find out they couldn’t squeeze us in. Not to worry as after strolling around for another half hour we returned to find our table ready and waiting. The food was beyond delicious and we scoffed it down like utter scavengers, reaching across to each others’ plates and then back again, which drew a few stares from the locals, who were far more demure! We eventually reached our limit and got back to the hotel at around midnight – utterly stuffed, but already dreaming of the delicious breakfast we knew was awaiting us.
The next day we hit the road at 10am en route to visit the rest of Luxembourg, which given the size of the place, is easily done in a day! Philly has prepared an itinerary for us and our first stop was Etternach, an ancient old town of Abbeys and more delicious cakes, éclairs and Brad’s favourite – a cream horn (haha). Rolling on to Vianden, which we had read to be ‘straight out of a fairytale’, we were met with a gothic castle, towering on a hill overlooking a small river town in the valley below. Needless to say the car had pulled over to the side of the road and we were taking photos within seconds. We decided to head into the castle and spent an hour or so exploring the endless nooks and crannies, before heading back into the town for more picture postcard moments.
Our next and final stop in Luxembourg was Clervaux, which is an ancient market town, adorned by a huge abbey – albeit a tad creepy one. After navigating Augustus (the car) up a tiny, twisting road in which side plummeted off a cliff, we arrived at our destination – the Clervaux Abbey. We waltzed on inside and had a good old geeze around, before we left in fits of laughter after Kalem got too close to a statue and set off the alarm, much to the shock of people praying in the abbey. Of course as it’s dead silent, laughing was the worst thing you can do, so all we could do was flee, trying desperately to hold in the guffaws until we were well out of earshot.
Our drive back to Calais flew by and before we knew it, we were narrowly missing our ferry yet again and were once again, the very last people on the boat! Too much to see, so little time!
It was another perfect weekend, which saw us drive our way through five different countries – that’s the glory of Europe really. You can drive and simply cross an invisible line, only to be met with an entirely different culture and language when you stop at the service station.
Next trip, Brussels in two weeks time, so until then – Au revoir mon famille!
xx